Sunday, January 16, 2005

to shit

to shit is to be. somebody told me that to shit is 60% orgasm. therefore the ultimate alternative to sex, for lonely people. what should those homosexuals be up to it for if it wasnt? sometimes i think they are just as well, not having to deal with women. still its, a dangerous life. god had it in his plan that we could be lonely, and therefore made sure we could always get some cheap kicks from life. one can be high on air f.example, just as well as hashish.maybe one could see shitting as sort of meditation. certainly it cleans the body, then why not the soul? oh my dear, how i love life.

3 Comments:

Blogger holyhills said...

jamm, scattið gerist bak við luktar dyr. minnir dáldið á sexið. við fyrirverðum okkur svolítið fyrir hvort tveggja.

guð er svo fyndin týpa! ég vildi að ég þekkti hann betur.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I read the title of this post, I thought you had fallen victim to the delusion that most new parent seem to suffer from: that the poop of their offspring is the most interesting and important thing in the universe. I'm glad you were just speaking existentially.

4:09 AM  
Blogger hallvardur said...

you know some weird people, don't you?

1:39 PM  

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